Lazy weekend

So after two days of mad scrambling and navigation across landmines called work, I am heading into a long awaited weekend of  ... weekend of ... I don't know what to expect out of this weekend, for that matter any weekend. I have become so lazy that weekends have formed a routine on their own, not doing anything over the weekend is the plan. Every Wednesday or Thursday when I am totally pissed off with my week, I plan big things to accomplish over the weekend, by Wednesday evening if you read my remainders it would look like

• Saturday ALL DAY EVENT: Change the earth's rotation east to west. Reverse the ocean currents
• Sunday Evening ALL DAY EVENT: Spend quality time with family

Invariably I end up sleeping all over the weekend with food being the only item conquered. I don't know why this happens, but if I try to build a pattern over the weekends spent so far, "doing nothing" is the only common denominator. BTW, this is not a self realization post where at the end i am going to say I am feeling sorry about being lazy, no way, this post is just to establish that I find it easy to have a remainder for "Not doing Anything", that comes naturally to me, rather than trying to do something. Also, this post is dedicated to all the lazy asses who find the food, couch and bed more inviting on a weekend than the anything else in this world.